If girls had a penis for a day:

countrytillthedayidie:

faceofboeherewego:

i-say-no-to-status-quo:

No I’ll be more like :

OR

you forgot one

I CAN’T BREATHE

What even. 

i tried to scroll.. i really really did ahahahaha

timelordxvictorious15:

lora-does-things:

So I don’t know if you knew but there are these new mouthwash bottles.

And when you squeeze the bottle the top fills up.

“Drink” it…

And no more will come out.

So here’s my proposition…

YOU WILL NEVER NEED A SHOT GLASS AGAIN

YOUR MOVE ALCOHOL INDUSTRY

are you dean winchester because this sounds like something he would come up with