If girls had a penis for a day:
No I’ll be more like :
OR
you forgot one
I CAN’T BREATHE
What even.
i tried to scroll.. i really really did ahahahaha
So I don’t know if you knew but there are these new mouthwash bottles.
And when you squeeze the bottle the top fills up.
“Drink” it…
And no more will come out.
So here’s my proposition…
YOU WILL NEVER NEED A SHOT GLASS AGAIN
YOUR MOVE ALCOHOL INDUSTRY
are you dean winchester because this sounds like something he would come up with


















